A stranger-lady-girl-person whined on her cell phone as I walked past: “…I’ll be thirty next week and I’m still not married!”
What’s it say that I’m soooo happy to not be married or with anyone special? Men are work, stranger-lady-girl-person! Enjoy your singlehood! And what the blazing feck does your age have to do with anything?
“Him! Him!”
“Well, maybe. He looks submissive though.”
“Yeah, you’re right. Too wishy-washy.”
“I want’em to be fighting for the top spot.”
“I know what you mean. The demure act is only good every now and then.”
“Once, I was able to do it for a whole eight…”
“Minutes?”
“Seconds — and that was a struggle. I can’t do the innocent thing any more.”
My dear, dear fanboy is tired of enduring the ongoing ridicule of his (ahem) friends, and feels that it’s time to get a domain of his own. I think this is a fine, fine idea and since he asked my opinion, I’ve done a little research. There are a number of intriguing domain choices available, and I think any of the following would do nicely. Please e-mail your vote by end of week and I will tabulate, collate, defenestrate and ship off the winner to its intended, ummm, target. 
The ever-lovely Karen bought passes to see the Tall Ships at Navy Pier for my birthday, so we headed out Friday with our friend Rebecca to climb aboard a few of these lovelies. I got some great photos and enjoyed my first day out of the house since being god-awful sick. The ships were definitely [...]
You would think that the vacant lot housing discarded remains of the upcoming Transformers 3 movie would be filled with tons of automotive gear. Nope. What’s in there? Street signs, a lemonade stand and a nearly complete rotunda. The vacant lot is across from the AMC 21, in case you were curious. There’s a lot [...]
This birthday started with the worst case of flu I’ve had in my life. Chills, sweats, fever, no birthday cake…it was pretty miserable. I’m blogging into the past to remind myself that although the actual day was rotten, I was able to bookend the day with friends and more celebration than the occasion warranted. This [...]
The latest art project along Michigan Avenue uses re-purposed refrigerators. I recently had to replace mine, so it’s nice to think it ended up as a work of art. Actually, I wouldn’t mind if my ‘fridge looked like this for real.
I can believe the circus that’s going on around the Blagojevich trial, but it looks like his dream of endless publicity is coming to fruition. At the very least, he’s been immortalized by the state’s taggers.
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