Tag Archives: dating
Conversation Dipping
A stranger-lady-girl-person whined on her cell phone as I walked past: “…I’ll be thirty next week and I’m still not married!” What’s it say that I’m soooo happy to not be married or with anyone special? Men are work, stranger-lady-girl-person! … Continue reading
Third Wheel
She: “How much do I owe you for the ticket? Or is this a date?” He: “It could be a date. You don’t owe me for the ticket.” Me: “No, no, no! If it’s a date, then I’m a third … Continue reading
Precious
He: “Happily married guys are a safe bet to practice flirting on.” She: “That doesn’t seem right, but I’ll try it…hey there, big boy!” Married Guy (sputtering, doing his best Golem imitation, stroking his wedding band): “No, I can’t…must worship … Continue reading