Tammy Green » Entries tagged with "dating"
Dating via social media
I placed a personal ad on Craig’s List last week as I do from time to time. My personal ads tend to be on the geeky side and I mention Googling people before the date happens. Someone took me up on it out of the gate. He gave me his full name and told me to Google away. I did. I found him on Twitter and we ended up direct messaging each other through … Read entire article »
Filed under: Online Life
To create a profile…
“You need a catchy headline.” “Like what?” “Seeking…something…” “Seeking?” “Something like ’seeking the power ballad on life’s mix tape’?” “Power ballad? You’re not seeking the power ballad. C’mon!” “No, I’m really not. Sounds good though.” “How about the fast dance track?” “Honestly, you know what I’m looking for?” “What? Be honest!” “The honkey tonk tune.” “…Oh, that’s excellent! You’d better use that!” “And if I don’t find him, I’m singing the blues.” “As if!” … Read entire article »
Filed under: Offline Life
How many marriage proposals have you received today?
Sometimes on-line dating freaks me the hell out. That’s all I’m sayin’. … Read entire article »
Filed under: Online Life
Conversation Dipping
A stranger-lady-girl-person whined on her cell phone as I walked past: “…I’ll be thirty next week and I’m still not married!” What’s it say that I’m soooo happy to not be married or with anyone special? Men are work, stranger-lady-girl-person! Enjoy your singlehood! And what the blazing feck does your age have to do with anything? … Read entire article »
Filed under: Odds & Ends
Third Wheel
She: “How much do I owe you for the ticket? Or is this a date?” He: “It could be a date. You don’t owe me for the ticket.” Me: “No, no, no! If it’s a date, then I’m a third wheel. If she pays, then it’s an outing.” She: “Wench! You’re gonna cost me fifteen bucks!” He: “Besides, Denise is coming. She could be your date, and then you wouldn’t be a third wheel.” Me: … Read entire article »
Filed under: Offline Life