HRH Red

"Good morning! And how is Your Redness?"
"Excuse me?"
"Your Redness, how are you?"
"Are you calling me 'Your Redness'?"
"Yeahh."
"Sounds like you were asking after a rash."
"Oh. Oh! No, no, no!"
"Okay. Please do me a favor and don't ever, ever, ever open a meeting by calling me 'Your Redness'. It sounds so wrong."
"Gotcha."