She: “What you’re saying is, you’re a zucchini when they’re looking for eggplant?”
Me: “No, no! Why do we always circle back to dirty vegetables?”
She: “Not all vegetables are dirty! Take the tomato for instance.”
Me: “I would never entertain the idea of using a tomato.”
She: “Ah, you’re talking about dirty man vegetables! Yeah, it’s not firm enough.”
Me: “Nor is it phallic.”
She: “Hmmm, now I feel dirty.”
Me: “I feel like salad.”
